We used to steal in London city,
until we got caught by the police.
We thought that ir would be easy,
tough it was quite a pity
Me and my dog had to leave,
and we found a new city,
which is very pretty.
Every house had a pint of milk,
and a carton of orange juice delivered.
So I had an idea,
I would send my dog to steal the milk from one house,
and I would nick the milk from another house.
We stole the milk and juice twice,
and the third time we got a spicy one.
When I had a gulp of the juice,
my mouth burnt.
So I instantly went to the park and,
My body splashed to the water.
Luckily my dog didn´t drink from that horrible juice,
I will never steal from that house again.